A retired man went to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for quite a long time he arrived at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman he had left his wallet at home. "Want me to go home and come back later.?" he asked.

The woman said "Unbutton your shirt". He opened his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She said "that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and processed his application for social security.

When he got home, he told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "you should have dropped your pants you might have qualified for disability too."