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> Are U a Computer Hacker?, Be careful - Mom & Dad could be watching

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Audiyoda
post Apr 20 2004, 03:52 AM
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http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html

Great stuff:
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Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL.

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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.


Great stuff.... :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D
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post Apr 20 2004, 05:19 AM
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hehehe

Be funny to see what some computer-illiterate parent would think of that. :P


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post Apr 20 2004, 08:50 AM
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They smell bad 58% 

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post Apr 20 2004, 09:29 AM
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lol yeah, thats been posted a few times over the years. i think it all came down to one big joke/hoax in the end...still damn funny though :)


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post Apr 20 2004, 09:40 PM
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I sent it to my parents as Ive asked for most of those things, have changed my appearance, swear by linux, use an AMD and am dropping marks...

Somehow i think that was a bad idea...


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post Apr 21 2004, 05:31 AM
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That was funny. I work in retail selling computers, I wonder if I could get away with telling new computer buyers some of those. It might be intersting to see what happens, as long as I don't get fired, that would suck. Maybe I'll do that on my last day there? B)
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post Apr 21 2004, 03:36 PM
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post Apr 21 2004, 04:15 PM
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since when was every bean head that listened to techno music and played with glowsticks a hacker? I hope you all realize how misinformed you are and might actually take time to research your assumptions before crucifying your child for the good of the moral majority. People like you make me sick.


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First I must compliment the gentleman for taking an active part in his children lifes, but... BSD... If Berkeley is a communist organisation then the guy is right.


The comments are the best! :lol:
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post Apr 22 2004, 09:24 PM
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8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
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BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone

That is soooooo funnnyy...:)))
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