A dangerous new v1rus is being distributed electronically. It is called
the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your
boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private
life.

If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can
purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer
Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They're available at your local grocery
store.

Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Forward this
warning to five friends. If you don't have five friends, you're already
infected with WORK and it is controlling your life.