sandals that make you wild at sex, + pic of a nightmare (might offend)
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| Deepone |
 Mar 21 2005, 10:34 PM
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The One Deep Down  Group: Private Member Posts: 1136 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101  |
+ General Joke
A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shop keeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You! Vacationers! Come in! Come into my humble shop!" So they walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sexgod he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make me any better than I am? "The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. Something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "DE WRONG FEET! DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (IMG:http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/nightmare.jpg) Have YOU Ever Woken to this Nightmare?! This post has been edited by Deepone: Mar 21 2005, 10:35 PM -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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Mar 22 2005, 02:51 AM
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 nFm [ Level 2 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 361 Joined: 23-April 04 From: OZ Member No.: 89 |
I don't think anyone would wake up to that ....suffocation would be the demise
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| Streetwise |
Mar 22 2005, 08:05 AM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Hahaha.....btw don't we all think we are sex gods?
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| Deepone |
Mar 22 2005, 10:52 AM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1136 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
I guess most men do :P
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| mcelb1200 |
Mar 27 2005, 11:24 PM
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I love that joke! I think my dad was the first to tell me that one. (that's not really the best thing to be admitting to in public is it?)
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