+ Redneck Joke, You Know You're in a Redneck Church if..
+ Redneck Joke, You Know You're in a Redneck Church if..
Deepone |
Apr 7 2006, 02:39 PM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1136 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
- the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a
chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. - people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. - when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. - a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." - the choir is known as the "OK Chorale." - in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven different last names in the church directory. - people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy. - instead of a bell; you are called to service by a duck call. - the communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink." - "Thou shall not covet" applies to huntin' dogs, too. - the final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, ya heah." God Bless and don't Y'all fergit ta say yer prayers!!! -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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