gay flight attendant, NOT offending ;)
gay flight attendant, NOT offending ;)
Deepone |
Nov 8 2007, 08:55 PM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1136 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly. So, lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one," To which the flight attendant replied without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch" -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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