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[Deepone]

On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the
negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her
husband and said "Honey, do your remember this?" He looked up from his
newspaper and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the
night we were married.

"She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asked. He was not much in the mood for this, but
he sighed and responded,
"Well, honey, as I remember, I said, 'Oh, baby, I'm going to suck the life
out of those b0obs and scr*w your brains out.'"

She giggled and said, "Yes, dear,that's it. That's exactly what you said.
So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you
have to say tonight?"

He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished."

[Ratrap]

Nasty!!! :D