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Posted by: Streetwise Nov 30 2005, 02:17 PM

Although I'm not much of a game player (I usually play games in which you sweat. I also like to watch the sweating girls around me especially if they are wearing tight t-shirts tongue.gif A non-sweating I like is snooker. I like to watch the girls with tight jeans bending to hit a far ball biggrin.gif What, do I hear somebody saying I'm a pervert? Hey I'm just a normal guy) I'm glad to see that the arcade is quite popular. I see that Mary is the new Simon and Hexxagon champion and Audiyoda the new Breakout champion! Pity though that not all the players stay around to chit-chat a bit or participate in other sections of the board. Would be nice to hear from Mary. Maybe you would like to introduce yourself, Mary?

Posted by: PimpScourge Nov 30 2005, 07:07 PM

She's a friend of mine, but she's a little shy, because her english is not the best.

But you could practice your spanish with her wink.gif

Posted by: Pikaporeon Nov 30 2005, 08:44 PM

Aye. Its no dice so far in getting my friends to come on however.

Someone hurry up and try and beat my tetris score.

Posted by: Bearsland Nov 30 2005, 09:09 PM

QUOTE (PimpScourge @ Nov 30 2005, 07:07 PM)
But you could practice your spanish with her wink.gif

Street's more likely to be interested in her 'French' skills. ohmy.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: Streetwise Nov 30 2005, 09:47 PM

QUOTE (Bearsland @ Nov 30 2005, 11:09 PM)
QUOTE (PimpScourge @ Nov 30 2005, 07:07 PM)
But you could practice your spanish with her wink.gif

Street's more likely to be interested in her 'French' skills. ohmy.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Well that got the grumpy one out of his winter sleep tongue.gif
Nah, I would be a perfect gentleman with somebody's gf. Of course the norms of a gentleman are slightly different in Holland than in GB biggrin.gif

Posted by: Janie Dec 1 2005, 12:08 PM

Don't give away too many secrets, Streetwise. You'll probably need a full arsenal!

Posted by: Streetwise Dec 1 2005, 12:38 PM

It's too late Janie. They know too much about me sad.gif

Posted by: Songi Dec 1 2005, 03:54 PM

heh well while there all distracted, Hey mary, How you doing

smile.gif

Posted by: Bearsland Dec 1 2005, 06:03 PM

QUOTE (Songi @ Dec 1 2005, 03:54 PM)
heh well while there all distracted, Hey mary, How you doing

smile.gif

Songi, you young smoothie. tongue.gif tongue.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: Streetwise Dec 1 2005, 06:21 PM

So you're trying to steal Pimp's gf Songi? We don't want any feuds in here biggrin.gif

Posted by: PimpScourge Dec 1 2005, 06:35 PM

Give it your best shot, guys. tongue.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: Songi Dec 1 2005, 06:38 PM

not at all. i'm just showing pimp how much he um cares for her when shes gone with me. yeah...


ok i got nothing lol tongue.gif

Posted by: Janie Dec 1 2005, 11:18 PM

Hi Mary. Don't worry, I'm safe. I cannot vouch for anyone else on here.

Posted by: Pikaporeon Dec 3 2005, 03:47 AM

We should organize a tournament...

Posted by: Streetwise Dec 5 2005, 07:27 AM

Btw can guests play in the arcade?

Posted by: Deepone Dec 5 2005, 09:20 AM

no they cannot. my lil bro tried.. he had to register account and get it activated by the email-link as well before he was able to play. we had pretty intense games at the Summer Games.. haha. he used older comp and gained some help from it (hey its slower so its easier to hit the bar's:D). yes, his nickname is "oleva orava" which translated from finnish would something around the lines of "existing squirrel" tongue.gif
hopefully he will also get around the forums, but he aint that good in english yet.

Posted by: Streetwise Dec 5 2005, 10:31 AM

So you also have non-existing squirrels in Finland tongue.gif

Posted by: oleva orava Dec 5 2005, 12:50 PM

Summer games is the best game there!!!!
and I'm good on it my high score is about 106,000... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Deepone Dec 5 2005, 12:56 PM

orava: dont you mean its 106k ? wink.gif
street: yeah.. you have to ask him to explain it better tho tongue.gif

in general, I guess that arcade section can make things more lively again smile.gif

Posted by: Streetwise Dec 5 2005, 01:17 PM

Nice to hear from you Oleva. Don't worry about your English. I don't either. wink.gif

Posted by: oleva orava Dec 5 2005, 01:19 PM

ok. thanks for encouraging words...

Posted by: Deepone Dec 5 2005, 02:13 PM

you get what you order, pikaporeon - the score is beaten by whopping 50% or so ;D

Posted by: Songi Dec 5 2005, 02:44 PM

and i remember the times were i was top dog in many o games. now i don't even hold one champship. sniff sniff.

Posted by: Pikaporeon Dec 5 2005, 08:56 PM

QUOTE (Deepone @ Dec 5 2005, 02:13 PM)
you get what you order, pikaporeon - the score is beaten by whopping 50% or so ;D

About bloody time

Posted by: Deepone Dec 6 2005, 10:53 AM

heh.. I didnt hold the title very long tho tongue.gif guess I have to work harder for it.. and make better score on that summer games, still havent got all platiniums even tho have had platinium already on every part of the game but that wasnt on a single run tongue.gif

Posted by: Deepone Dec 6 2005, 04:27 PM

what's the average for the positions for you people btw ?

QUOTE

1st Place Finishes:  5
2nd Place Finishes:  2
3rd Place Finishes:  6
Top Ten Finishes:  3

Posted by: Pikaporeon Dec 6 2005, 08:24 PM

Lol. I was past the score when my net kicked me. Oh well. To try again it seems...


Posted by: Jobefx Dec 6 2005, 10:16 PM

The new arcade is very cool, thanks for putting it up.

Cheers
jobefx

Posted by: Deepone Dec 6 2005, 11:01 PM

so when are we going to have the first tournament ? biggrin.gif

Posted by: Songi Dec 7 2005, 12:24 AM

i enjoy the new games. keep adding more. hehe.

and who knows. someone start a tournment. maybe i'll find something i'm good at hehe.

Posted by: TWINE006 Dec 7 2005, 03:28 AM

I demand that Spank The Monkey be added to the list of games! You all couldn't even touch me at that one.

I also demand that I have the honorary award of Ass Champion added to the list of accomplishments above my name linking to some gay porn or somethin. Pimp & DK, you have 3 days to comply.

Posted by: Streetwise Dec 7 2005, 07:29 AM

Linking to some gay porn??? Lol I'm glad I'm not in the admins' shoes biggrin.gif

Posted by: DutchKid Dec 7 2005, 11:14 AM

I wouldn't even know where to get gay porn :-/

Any hostages, or is it just a demand without anything that is actualy gonna happen...

Posted by: Pikaporeon Dec 8 2005, 12:37 AM

I smell a goatse link waiting to happen

Posted by: TWINE006 Dec 8 2005, 01:13 AM

Goatse works fine.

Btw, I got Firewiz and I'm not afraid to shave his balls!
2 days to comply.

Posted by: Songi Dec 8 2005, 01:58 AM

wait doesn't firewiz enjoy getting his balls shaved? wouldn't you just be doing him a favor?

Posted by: Streetwise Dec 8 2005, 07:36 AM

Now if you were talking about waxing Firewiz's ass that would be a different story.

Posted by: Janie Dec 8 2005, 01:15 PM

What's goatse?

Hey, I demand to be the waxer around here.

Posted by: Awai Dec 8 2005, 02:01 PM

urgh please dont ask tongue.gif try google but i'm not responsible for the images...

Posted by: Deepone Dec 8 2005, 03:12 PM

that question should actually be put on the top of the list of "questions you should never ask" .. tongue.gif

Posted by: Bearsland Dec 8 2005, 03:18 PM

QUOTE (Deepone @ Dec 8 2005, 03:12 PM)
that question should actually be put on the top of the list of "questions you should never ask" .. tongue.gif

So true. ohmy.gif ohmy.gif

Janie, don't Google it, don't go looking for it, it will ruin you forever.

Bear

btw. Congratz on your Full membership. smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif

Posted by: Deepone Dec 8 2005, 03:21 PM

conqrats from me too, Janie.. =) believe us, you dont want to know what it is tongue.gif

Posted by: Janie Dec 8 2005, 04:35 PM

Thanks guys. And now I wonder...do I look or don't I?

Posted by: Deepone Dec 8 2005, 06:28 PM

haha.. I bet you will and then you will also regret that you actually looked despite the warnings you got tongue.gif curiousity killed the cat you know wink.gif

Posted by: Pikaporeon Dec 9 2005, 12:38 AM

It will sure put you in a hole...

Posted by: TWINE006 Dec 9 2005, 08:27 PM

Janie, don't listen to these losers. Goatse is the awesomest thing on the face of the earth. I go and check it out every day. You would all do well to check out the link I posted elsewhere just to see how awesome it really is.

Oh, and you guys can consider Firewiz an itchy sonuvabitch for the next week or two for your insolence.

Posted by: Songi Dec 10 2005, 02:42 AM

well could be worse. could be tubgirl. *shutters*

Posted by: Deepone Dec 11 2005, 11:01 AM

am I dominating the arcade with my 7 championships ? ;D or maybe I just have too much freetime... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Songi Dec 11 2005, 04:05 PM

i just suck at the games. stupid western shooter.

Posted by: Jobefx Dec 13 2005, 07:28 PM

QUOTE (Deepone @ Dec 11 2005, 11:01 AM)
am I dominating the arcade with my 7 championships ? ;D or maybe I just have too much freetime... biggrin.gif

you must have way .....way... too much free time, deepone. Ive had to resort to playing at work and getting yelled at, and i still cant beat ya.

Jobefx biggrin.gif

Posted by: Deepone Dec 13 2005, 07:47 PM

haha.. well, I _DO_ play at work when there aint any customers.. wink.gif plus there aint that much to do.. pretty quiet at the school, not many courses going on.. and not that much else to do at my home so tongue.gif

Posted by: Bearsland Dec 14 2005, 03:56 AM

QUOTE (Jobefx @ Dec 13 2005, 07:28 PM)
QUOTE (Deepone @ Dec 11 2005, 11:01 AM)
am I dominating the arcade with my 7 championships ? ;D or maybe I just have too much freetime... biggrin.gif

you must have way .....way... too much free time, deepone. Ive had to resort to playing at work and getting yelled at, and i still cant beat ya.

Jobefx biggrin.gif

Hey dude!

Been a loooong time.

Welcome Home, mate. cheers.gif banana.gif banana.gif banana.gif

Posted by: Janie Dec 14 2005, 10:28 AM

Allright, you goofballs, I looked up Goatsie. How the heck did it get that name?

Posted by: Deepone Dec 14 2005, 02:21 PM

see, I _TOLD_ you would do the misstake biggrin.gif
but how it got the name, of that I have no idea... and frankly but, dont even want to find out... *shivers*

Posted by: TWINE006 Dec 14 2005, 10:12 PM

QUOTE
Others believe that goatse is actually an acronym for "Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone"


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx

I doubt anyone but the original goatse creators (have mercy on their souls) know the meaning. It is knowledge now lost to us.

Posted by: Janie Dec 15 2005, 11:54 AM

That's a good enough definition for me!
It's gross, but I did laugh, thinking it was probably made up in prison or something.

Posted by: Deepone Dec 15 2005, 12:32 PM

..prison.. goatse.. nooooo *runs away to hide and/or burn everything*

Posted by: Janie Dec 15 2005, 06:37 PM

Maybe a little disinfectant too Deepone!! wink.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: Deepone Dec 15 2005, 08:58 PM

ya that might help tongue.gif

Posted by: Awai Dec 20 2005, 06:54 PM

hehe woo! looks like i'm getting the hang of this arcade malarky! wink.gif

Posted by: Deepone Jan 9 2006, 11:11 PM

there is a bug in q'bert.. I have taken screenshot with my score being 4,7 million points. and at the moment its already running at 8,2 million without showing signs of stopping ever.. now if I only could get it to stop giving me more points and letting me to continue to play laugh.gif

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 11 2006, 04:27 AM

Hey...I dont have my champion title scrolling BOO HOOO!

Posted by: Deepone Jan 11 2006, 10:17 AM

well then just get playing and win some champion titles wink.gif

Posted by: Bearsland Jan 11 2006, 02:00 PM

Hey Pimp, not all the games are showing in the Rankings lists either.

I currently have 3 titles, but as a result of the above, only one is showing, could you fix this, dude? The whole World needs to see my Golf score. laugh.gif laugh.gif

btw. FW, you have no champion titles, mate; the one high score you did have got beaten. biggrin.gif

Posted by: PimpScourge Jan 11 2006, 06:48 PM

QUOTE (Bearsland @ Jan 11 2006, 07:00 AM)
Hey Pimp, not all the games are showing in the Rankings lists either.

I currently have 3 titles, but as a result of the above, only one is showing, could you fix this, dude? The whole World needs to see my Golf score. laugh.gif laugh.gif

I'll see what's happening. Thx for pointing it out.

Posted by: Deepone Jan 14 2006, 07:07 PM

try to beat the score I have on ball eat =D

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 15 2006, 03:53 AM

screw this...im devoting an evening to be top dog!

Posted by: oleva orava Jan 15 2006, 12:51 PM

how I can do tournament?
I want tournaments on Arcade... mad.gif

Posted by: PimpScourge Jan 16 2006, 04:58 AM

QUOTE (oleva orava @ Jan 15 2006, 05:51 AM)
how I can do tournament?
I want tournaments on Arcade... mad.gif

get yourself some opponents in a specific game, and i'll set it up for you.

Posted by: Deepone Jan 16 2006, 06:37 AM

I'll volunteer to be opponent in any game biggrin.gif lets get the tournaments rolling... =D

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 18 2006, 04:25 PM

IM THE CARROT CHAMP AGAIN!

Posted by: Bearsland Jan 18 2006, 05:57 PM

QUOTE (Firewiz @ Jan 18 2006, 04:25 PM)
IM THE CARROT CHAMP AGAIN!

Oh no, you ain't! tongue.gif tongue.gif

Sorry, mate. laugh.gif

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 18 2006, 08:39 PM

You dirty stinkhole!

tongue.gif

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 20 2006, 05:04 AM

QUOTE (Bearsland @ Jan 18 2006, 01:57 PM)
Oh no, you ain't! tongue.gif tongue.gif

Sorry, mate. laugh.gif

Oh YES I am!!!!!!! (Again)


tongue.gif

Posted by: Bearsland Jan 20 2006, 02:49 PM

QUOTE (Firewiz @ Jan 20 2006, 05:04 AM)
Oh YES I am!!!!!!! (Again)


tongue.gif

[Bug's voice]You realise, of course, that this means WAR![/Bug's voice]

tongue.gif tongue.gif

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 20 2006, 03:16 PM

bee berry berry qwiiiet....

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 20 2006, 03:28 PM

And I WANT MY SCROLLING CROWN----NOW!


ohmy.gif

Posted by: Bearsland Jan 20 2006, 03:31 PM

QUOTE (Firewiz @ Jan 20 2006, 03:28 PM)
And I WANT MY SCROLLING CROWN----NOW!

LMFAO laugh.gif laugh.gif

Great score FW; I may not even attempt a go at that.

Pimp, can you fix the Arcade so that all the games are shown in the Rankings and give scrolling titles please, mate.

Posted by: Deepone Jan 21 2006, 01:56 PM

obviously, there is a need for carrot-tournament.. who is "The Carrot-master" ? =D (sign me up, bear and fw are sure coming too, guess orava as well - who else wants in ?)

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 21 2006, 06:36 PM

Its all orange baby!

Posted by: Songi Jan 21 2006, 07:16 PM

sign me up for anything. i'll gladly take some whooping.

Posted by: oleva orava Jan 21 2006, 08:25 PM

QUOTE (Deepone @ Jan 21 2006, 01:56 PM)
obviously, there is a need for carrot-tournament.. who is "The Carrot-master" ? =D (sign me up, bear and fw are sure coming too, guess orava as well - who else wants in ?)

I can come to a carrot-tournament biggrin.gif

Posted by: Bearsland Jan 21 2006, 10:42 PM

Did someone say golf tournament?

I'm sure I heard someone say golf tournament. tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif

Yeah, c'mon Pimp, please get a few tourneys going, mate.

Posted by: PimpScourge Jan 22 2006, 01:14 AM

Ok...

Deep, FW, Bear, Orava & Songi for carrot picking honours. Anyone else?

Who wants to challenge Bear for the Golf trophy?

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 22 2006, 03:48 AM

Stick that golf in your @#$%^&^%$#$%^!!!!

I almost broke my mouse cause of that game...pisses me off!

mad.gif blink.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: Deepone Jan 22 2006, 06:02 PM

ya well, I am up for ANY tournament.. so I would be ready for the golf-one as well tongue.gif

Posted by: Deepone Jan 22 2006, 06:12 PM

btw.. would it be possible to ran multiple games on one single tournament ? I mean.. for example, 4-6 or so most played games, and we see who is the best player of the arcade games smile.gif dunno about how those tournaments work tho, so cant know if that's even possible, but would be cool tongue.gif (tho guess all games would be played in one round, and the overall would decide the ppl who goes to the next round - othervice the order of games could decide the winner pretty easily if one is not so good with one game but really good with other ones)

Posted by: PimpScourge Jan 22 2006, 08:48 PM

Bear and Deep for golf... anyone else? last chance smile.gif

I don't think it's possible to run multiple games tournaments.

Posted by: Pikaporeon Jan 23 2006, 03:32 AM

Id go golf

Posted by: oleva orava Jan 23 2006, 08:32 AM

QUOTE (PimpScourge @ Jan 22 2006, 08:48 PM)
Bear and Deep for golf... anyone else? last chance smile.gif

I don't think it's possible to run multiple games tournaments.

I can come to golf tongue.gif

Posted by: Deepone Jan 23 2006, 02:22 PM

hey hey hey, what's this, have I taken the will from everybody to take my championchip away from ball eat ? come on, little trying to there! *grins*

Posted by: PimpScourge Jan 23 2006, 07:13 PM

the tournaments are up!

apparently its only possible to setup tournaments in 2,4 and 8 participants in any given game.

let's see who comes up on top of these two and then we'll setup a 8 player elimination tournament. boxing.gif

Posted by: Bearsland Jan 23 2006, 07:46 PM

QUOTE (PimpScourge @ Jan 23 2006, 07:13 PM)
the tournaments are up!

Excellent! Let the games begin. biggrin.gif

Good luck to all. thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

*EDIT* - Sensational stuff! Bear makes a mess of his opening Carrot game. ohmy.gif ohmy.gif

Posted by: PimpScourge Jan 24 2006, 06:24 AM

QUOTE (Bearsland @ Jan 20 2006, 08:31 AM)
Pimp, can you fix the Arcade so that all the games are shown in the Rankings and give scrolling titles please, mate.

fixed! yes.gif

Posted by: Streetwise Jan 24 2006, 07:27 AM

Nice to see you guys having fun in the arcade. Pimp how about starting a new forum for the arcade coz this thread is becoming real big.

Posted by: Bearsland Jan 24 2006, 01:45 PM

QUOTE (Streetwise @ Jan 24 2006, 07:27 AM)
Nice to see you guys having fun in the arcade. Pimp how about starting a new forum for the arcade coz this thread is becoming real big.

That's a good idea. We could do with somewhere to 'taunt' each other without it getting in the way of 'help' requests. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

And, Pimp, thanks for fixing that for us, you're a real star, mate. thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

Posted by: Bearsland Jan 25 2006, 09:26 AM

Whoa!

Somebody needs to look at the Golf tournament scoring.

My best round was 41, yes I get knocked out by someone scoring 57!!!??? sad.gif sad.gif

Isn't that backwards, Pimp?

Posted by: Awai Jan 25 2006, 12:18 PM

^hehe bet it has to do with golf being one of the few games you win with a lower score...wink.gif

Posted by: oleva orava Jan 25 2006, 04:32 PM

summer games tournament tongue.gif it would be good biggrin.gif
or El Emigrante tournament...
them can be goods...

Posted by: Pikaporeon Jan 25 2006, 07:36 PM

QUOTE (Bearsland @ Jan 25 2006, 09:26 AM)
Whoa!

Somebody needs to look at the Golf tournament scoring.

My best round was 41, yes I get knocked out by someone scoring 57!!!??? sad.gif sad.gif

Isn't that backwards, Pimp?

YAY EXPLOITATION.
My best was a 43 sleep.gif;;

Though I think that this exploit will make the next round rather interesting =D

Posted by: PimpScourge Jan 25 2006, 08:57 PM

QUOTE (Bearsland @ Jan 25 2006, 02:26 AM)
Whoa!

Somebody needs to look at the Golf tournament scoring.

My best round was 41, yes I get knocked out by someone scoring 57!!!??? sad.gif sad.gif

Isn't that backwards, Pimp?

Checked the documentation and its something that cannot be corrected at this time. dunno.gif So for the time being, no lowing scoring games can be played on tournaments. sad.gif

In respect to Bear (Golf Champ), I'm nuking the tournament without playing it out completely.

Sorry about this. bag.gif

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 26 2006, 08:43 PM

I had a rough tourney and am embarrassed. Call me when you start another...

grrr.gif

Posted by: Bearsland Jan 26 2006, 10:16 PM

QUOTE (Firewiz @ Jan 26 2006, 08:43 PM)
I had a rough tourney and am embarrassed.

LMAO!! tongue.gif tongue.gif

Looks like these first two tourneys are going exactly as everyone expected.... NOT! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Posted by: Firewiz Jan 27 2006, 01:58 AM

First time I played I was at work with a shitty mouse!

2nd two times I was hauling ass so much I picked the wrong carrot by mistake!

Posted by: PimpScourge Jan 27 2006, 06:39 AM

Arcade forum open. Thread closed.

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