The difference between friendships
The difference between friendships
Streetwise |
Oct 14 2005, 06:06 PM
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Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Friendship among women: A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls
his wife's ten best friends. None of them know about it. Friendship among men: A man doesn't come home at night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them say he slept over. Two claim he's still there. -------------------- |
Pikaporeon |
Oct 14 2005, 07:49 PM
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Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70 |
That... was beautiful
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captbics |
Oct 15 2005, 03:46 AM
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nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 217 Joined: 24-April 04 Member No.: 90 |
Sounds like those men are Dumb and Dumberer...
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TWINE006 |
Oct 17 2005, 08:25 PM
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Narcissism Incarnate Group: Private Member Posts: 475 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 25 |
Lol.
Painful yet true. I would certainly do the same. -------------------- You can win a thousand battles but you can still only lose one.
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Songi |
Oct 21 2005, 08:42 AM
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Sensei Group: Moderator Posts: 560 Joined: 18-March 04 Tournaments Won: 1 Member No.: 7 |
man i love my friends. sniff sniff
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Janie |
Oct 21 2005, 09:38 AM
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nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 239 Joined: 20-October 05 From: Springdale, ARKANSAS Member No.: 182 |
TEN best friends? No woman has that many best friends!!
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Streetwise |
Oct 21 2005, 09:44 AM
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Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Say that to the guy who thought it up. And to the person who I stole this joke from ;) :P -------------------- |
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Janie |
Oct 21 2005, 10:03 AM
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nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 239 Joined: 20-October 05 From: Springdale, ARKANSAS Member No.: 182 |
If I had a husband I'd have him call you guys. Wouldn't that be a hoot?
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Deepone |
Nov 3 2005, 09:38 AM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1136 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
heh.. that says a lot about the loyalties.. doesnt it ? :)
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