A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who
had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy said, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replied, "We have the Coliseum." The
Greek retorted, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics. "The
Italian, nodded agreement, and said, "But we built the Roman Empire." And
so on and so on, until the Greek came up with what he thought would end
the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he said, "We Greeks invented s&x!" The Italian
replied, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to
women."