+ Lawyer Joke
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| Deepone |
 May 10 2006, 07:10 AM
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The One Deep Down  Group: Private Member Posts: 1136 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101  |
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided them their food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction." The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said. "I think you're hallucinating and you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blond woman, face up and totally unconscious. The two lawyers went over to her, dragged her up on the beach, and discovered, yes, she was alive. One said the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long time. Do you think we should, ......you know, ... screw her?" The second lawyer, asked, "Out of What?" -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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| oleva orava |
May 10 2006, 09:35 AM
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 nFm [ progressor ] Group: Alpha Member Posts: 99 Joined: 4-December 05 From: Lempäälä, Finland Member No.: 185 |
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| Pikaporeon |
May 10 2006, 09:33 PM
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 Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70 |
XD!~
-------------------- A British company is developing small computer chips that can store music
in women's breasts. This is considered a major breakthrough since women complain about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. |
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