Definition of a liberal and conservative
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| artzelda |
 Jun 16 2004, 08:58 PM
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 The MAN  Group: Private Member Posts: 455 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 26  |
1.) Q: How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
A: Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore. The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!" The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed. |
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| Parli |
Jun 17 2004, 02:45 AM
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nFm [ not leaving ] Group: Full Member Posts: 56 Joined: 22-March 04 Member No.: 59 |
Don't forget - the liberal will first go and take money from someone else to buy the rope! :P
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| Pikaporeon |
Jun 17 2004, 06:30 PM
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 Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70 |
The liberal will toss 50 feet of money that he took from the public...
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| Streetwise |
Jun 18 2004, 06:46 AM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Rope? In Holland the liberal would throw a fifty feet marijuana stick. You can't say the drowning man wouldn't die a happy death.
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| Maggietobias |
Jun 18 2004, 02:34 PM
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nFm [ progressor ] Group: Private Member Posts: 140 Joined: 22-March 04 Member No.: 56 |
Yeah but no waterproof match to light it
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