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[Streetwise]

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
"Your name please"
"Abdul Aziz"
"Sex?"
"Six times a week!!"
"No, no, I mean male or female!"
"Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel"
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Teacher: What do you want to become?
Lil Johnny: Doctor!
Teacher: Why?
Lil Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
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Woman complaining to dentist: It's so painful, I'd rather have a baby, than have a tooth removed.
Dentist: Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly!
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75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying.
Why?
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
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Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die, wanted her tombstone to read:
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to "RETURNED UNOPENED"
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[Songi]

heh not too shabby