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| Xizor |
 Aug 4 2004, 11:54 PM
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nFm [ stuck around ]  Group: Members Posts: 22 Joined: 14-June 04 Member No.: 115  |
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little maths that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far ass kissing will take you. A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% I HAVE FINALLY MANAGED TO UNDERSTAND MY WORKPLACE |
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| Sn_ake |
Aug 5 2004, 03:40 PM
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nFm [ not leaving ] Group: Full Member Posts: 58 Joined: 20-June 04 Member No.: 120 |
Lol thats a pretty good one :D
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| mcelb1200 |
Aug 6 2004, 04:39 AM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94 |
Kinda sounds consistent with the canine creed.
"It's not what you know, it's not who you know, it's the butts you've known that will help you get a head in the crowd" This post has been edited by mcelb1200: Aug 6 2004, 04:40 AM --------------------  ... just let me see if I can get that log out of your eye... |
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