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> Death penalty, No offence meant to Africans. Just a j/k

Streetwise
post Mar 24 2004, 07:57 AM
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Four Africans were on death row for a very serious felony offence.
They were given four types of the death penalty options to choose from:
1.Electric chair
2.Firing squad
3.Hanging
4.HIV Injection.
On the fateful day, the 4 Africans were taken straight to the Executioner to get killed.
1.The Jang'o man chose the electric chair; and boom he was gone!
2.The Kao man chose the firing squad; A shot was fired, and boom he was gone.
3.The Kiuk man was lifted onto the noose by the Executioner and boom he was gone!
4.The Luhya man walked confidently to the Executioner and selected the HIV Injection option.They inject a bottle of the deadly virus into his veins and off he goes! He walks confidently to his cell and tells his cellmates, pointing at the Executioner: "Stupid people, they do not know that I am wearing condom!".


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Streetwise   Death penalty   Mar 24 2004, 07:57 AM


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