George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where
the devil is waiting for him.




"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no
room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to
let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad
as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let you decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.


The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of
water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate
in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
don't think I could do that all day long."




The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after
time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George.




The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the
floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,




"Yeah, I can handle this."




The devil smiled and said,




"Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"