A woman is helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer, and tells him that he will now need to choose and enter a password that he wants to use when logging on. The husband, thinking he'll be oh-so-manly, types in the following
letters when prompted for his desired password by the computer, p-e-n-i-s. His wife rolls her eyes and then nearly falls off her chair, howling with laughter when the computer replies:
"PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH"