a bit of dirty joke, dont do the same.. ;)
| Deepone |
  Sep 24 2004, 03:50 PM
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The One Deep Down  Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101  |
+ Dirty Joke
(Note: a great joke I heard from some random aussie guy in a small cafe in Vietnam. About the only thing I liked about him!) Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!" -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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| mcelb1200 |
Sep 25 2004, 01:10 AM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94 |
flambé chat! now I like that!
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| optomos |
Sep 25 2004, 05:24 PM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 296 Joined: 14-August 04 From: ATL Member No.: 144 |
Thats cute
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| Bdn |
Sep 25 2004, 11:24 PM
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nFm [ progressor ] Group: Full Member Posts: 172 Joined: 28-March 04 Member No.: 75 |
haha
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| Firewiz |
 Sep 26 2004, 06:00 PM
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 God is Busy-Can I Help U? Group: Global Moderator Posts: 398 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 17 |
:)
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