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captbics
post Oct 4 2004, 04:30 PM
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Students in an advanced biology class at Texas A&M were taking a midterm. The last question, worth 70 points, all or nothing, was: "Name seven (7) advantages of mother's milk." One student had partied late the night before at the Local Bar and was hard put to think of 7 advantages. He wrote:

1. It is the perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature.
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.

And then, the hung over student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell was rung indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7. It comes in such cute containers.

He was the only student to ace the exam at 100%.

[I'll take 2 of those containers!]


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