+ Political Jokes: Kerry
Q: How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: At least four. One to unscrew the old lightbulb. One to simultaneously
announce his courageous commitment to replacing the old bulb. One to vote
against funding the new light bulb. And one to denounce George W. Bush and
America's Benedict Arnold CEOs for leaving everyone in the dark.


+ Political Jokes: Bush
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light
bulb?
The Answer is NINE:

1. One to deny that a lightbulbs needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulbs needs
to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the lightbulbs or in favor of darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new
lightbulb.
6. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along ... 3 way bulbs !
7. One administration insider to resign, and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally "in the dark".
8. One to viciously smear #7.... and his wife.
9. And finally.... One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change
Accomplished".