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| Tozer |
 Nov 5 2004, 07:49 PM
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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it." -------------------- 3k.org
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| Pikaporeon |
Nov 6 2004, 12:05 AM
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 Advanced Curveball Champion! ...Then I Defy You, Stars Group: Private Member Posts: 426 Joined: 26-March 04 From: Canadia Member No.: 70 |
XDDD... so perfect
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Nov 10 2004, 01:27 AM
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good one Tozer! :lol:
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Nov 10 2004, 05:30 PM
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hahahaa... its still good one :)
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Nov 11 2004, 05:16 AM
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 nFm [ Level 2 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 361 Joined: 23-April 04 From: OZ Member No.: 89 |
ROFLMAO!! While reading that I had to ring my grandmother for her birthday. When I rang, my Grandfather answered - he's a bit of a sourpuss/coldfish - so I decided to tell him the joke .... he said that he didn't get it :rolleyes:
... so he passed the phone to my grandma and I started talking to her. All of a sudden I heard him burst into laughter in the background. He called out "Tell him I just got it! hahahahaha" If it can make that old bugger laugh it MUST be a goodie! :D |
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Nov 12 2004, 04:28 PM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
haha :D
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Nov 13 2004, 05:28 AM
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Now that's a good one. :lol:
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