90 Year Old Man
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| megatonone |
 Nov 20 2004, 04:52 PM
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit." The doctor replied, "My point exactly." |
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| Messenger |
Nov 21 2004, 08:22 AM
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 nFm [ Level 2 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 361 Joined: 23-April 04 From: OZ Member No.: 89 |
bwahahaha .... it wasn't me! :whistle: :lol:
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| Deepone |
Nov 22 2004, 08:18 AM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
no, it wasnt.. we all know who it was.. right ? ;P
-------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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| mcelb1200 |
Dec 6 2004, 02:10 PM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94 |
um.... the doctor?
--------------------  ... just let me see if I can get that log out of your eye... |
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