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[Streetwise]

WHY MEN DIE FIRST This is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries...but now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework . . . . you're a pansy.


If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.


If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...
you should get off your lazy behind and find
something better.


If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favouritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you...it's equal opportunity.


If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.


If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard.


If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you...
she's a liberated woman.


If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.

If SHE asks you...it's a favour.


If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.

If you don't..............you're gay.


If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're
sexist.

If you don't.................you're unromantic.


If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't................you're a slob.


If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.


If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.


If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.


If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't.......... you must be getting it somewhere else.


Conclusion = Men die first because they want to.

[TWINE006]

Hahahahahahaha. Good stuff.