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Streetwise
post Dec 28 2004, 12:10 PM
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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "where's Mom and dad? " and she replied, "they're up in bed, so the little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and
she replied "they're still up in bed " and the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed" and the little boy
started to laugh his grandmother finally asked "what's up? every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here? and the little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue!!!"



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post Dec 28 2004, 03:32 PM
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haha.

Just thinking about that hmm.. ouch.


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post Dec 28 2004, 04:59 PM
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ahahahahahaha......


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post Dec 28 2004, 05:08 PM
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QUOTE (M0RPhEuS @ Dec 28 2004, 11:32 AM)
Just thinking about that hmm.. ouch.

exactly


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post Dec 28 2004, 05:23 PM
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Didnt they teach him in school 'water based!"?


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post Dec 28 2004, 08:32 PM
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*very evil grin* :P


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post Jan 1 2005, 08:18 PM
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should have discovered it before applying to dickwhen on fingers, or did the unsanitary bastard dip it directly into the jar
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