An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; Green, Red, Orange, Blue, and Yellow. The old man just stared and stared.

Everytime the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got sloshed once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."