A young man walked into a jeweller's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady on his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend" he said. The jeweller looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at £4500. "I don't think you understand... I want something very unique", he said.

At that, the jeweller went and fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at £33000." The girls' eyes sparkled, and the young man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?"

"I'll pay by cheque, but of course you would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque and you can phone the bank on Monday and I'll collect the ring on Monday afternoon".

Monday morning a very irate jeweller phones the man. "You lied there's no
money in that account."

"I know, but can you imagine what a Fantastic WEEKEND I had?"