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Streetwise	Oct 14 2005, 06:06 PM Post #1
Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12	Friendship among women: A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's ten best friends. None of them know about it. Friendship among men: A man doesn't come home at night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them say he slept over. Two claim he's still there. --------------------

Pikaporeon	Oct 14 2005, 07:49 PM Post #2
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captbics	Oct 15 2005, 03:46 AM Post #3
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TWINE006	Oct 17 2005, 08:25 PM Post #4
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Songi	Oct 21 2005, 08:42 AM Post #5
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Janie	Oct 21 2005, 09:38 AM Post #6
nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 239 Joined: 20-October 05 From: Springdale, ARKANSAS Member No.: 182	TEN best friends? No woman has that many best friends!! --------------------

Oct 21 2005, 09:44 AM

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Le Papillon

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QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 21 2005, 11:38 AM)

TEN best friends? No woman has that many best friends!!

Say that to the guy who thought it up. And to the person who I stole this joke from ;) :P

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Janie	Oct 21 2005, 10:03 AM Post #8
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Deepone	Nov 3 2005, 09:38 AM Post #9
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