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Janie
post Nov 16 2005, 04:56 PM
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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered
the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled
in
for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined
that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the
ski weekend nine months earlier.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
North?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "Yes, I
have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
did.
Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)


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Pikaporeon
post Nov 16 2005, 09:55 PM
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.. No I didn't. That one's good.


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post Nov 17 2005, 12:43 PM
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Hahaha poor Bob.


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post Nov 17 2005, 08:55 PM
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haha.. you have good jokes janie, keep em comin! =)


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post Nov 26 2005, 05:52 PM
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Nothing like a bit of misdirection...

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post Nov 27 2005, 09:13 AM
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heh now thats the kinda mistake i like


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