+ Topical Joke
GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
Crawford, Texas (AP)

A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President
George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the
books were kept. Both books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call
FEMA but there was no answer.


+ Christmas Joke
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.