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Deepone
post Oct 16 2006, 08:37 PM
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Ball Eat Champion! Dwarf on a Wharf Champion! Q Bert 2004 Champion! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Brawl Champion! Western Shooter Champion!

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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"


The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"


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oleva orava
post Oct 17 2006, 10:55 AM
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Asteroids Champion! Autobahn Champion! Breakout Champion! Celebrity Fight Club Champion! Drake and Josh Air Hockey Champion! El Emigrante Champion! Finger Footy Champion! Metal Arm FAWEGE Champion! Moon Lander Champion! Movie Madness Champion! Shadow The Hedgehog Champion! Simon Champion! Skeet Shoot Champion! Space Invaders Champion! Summer Games Champion! Uniroyal Fun Cup Champion! Virtua Worm Champion! YetiSports 6 BigWave Champion! The Professionals Champion!

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Songi
post Oct 19 2006, 05:51 PM
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very nice


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ekkara
post Oct 27 2006, 01:22 PM
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nice :P
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