Newspaper reports tell us that two of the larget Episcopalian parishes
in Virginia have left the Episcopal Church, choosing to join with the
Anglican Church of N*geria.

N*geria? Just imagine...

Dear Mr. F. Guy:

Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Mrs. Mariam Sanni Abacha,
the widow of the revered Bishop Sani Abacha. My late husband, who led
a saintly and frugal life, accumulated savings of U.S. Dollars $14.5
millions. As a fellow Anglican, I would like to beg your Christian
charity and ask your help in transferring...