My friends, I am writing to warn you of a very dangerous game that many
of you or your loved ones may have intended to play on Tuesday.

This is a very serious matter; many people could die because they simply
aren't aware how much the situation has changed. I am speaking, of course,
of the State of the Union drinking game.

While this is a favorite pastime in America it has never been completely
safe to drink whenever you catch a politician lying. This year, however,
there are expected to be an unprecedented number of lies, fabrications,
omissions of truth, revisions of history, misuses of statistics, and
the complete denial of the world situation.

Players who typically drink after each lie need to be aware that alcohol
poisoning can lead to death at over .4% blood alcohol content.
(For comparison, the legal limit to drive is .08% in some states.)

This Tuesday's State of the Union will address, among
other things, the Iraq war and global warming. Even conservative
estimates predict that unseasoned drinkers could be killed within the
first hour of the State of the Union address. As you can see, matters
are grave within the State of the Union.

I urge you to join with me in encouraging at least a ten lies to one
drink revision in the drinking game.

Don't let your death be added to those the current administration
is already responsible for.

This post has been edited by Deepone: Jan 26 2007, 11:34 PM