Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions
are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do
you hate freedom?


What I learned from the Bush administration
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.