The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a
beautiful s8xy young woman.

"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you
do this to me the faithful wife,
the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house and I want a
divorce!"

The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened."

"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you
cheating creep."

"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so
defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her into my car. I noticed
she was very thin, not well dressed and dirty. She mentioned she had
not eaten for three days. Out of compassion, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night that you wouldn't
eat because you're afraid you'll gain more weight.

When I served them to her, the poor young thing, practically inhaled
them. Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to bathe. While
she was showering, I noticed her clothes were worn-out and full of
holes so I threw them away.

Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you no
longer wear because they're too tight on you, I also gave her the
blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I
don't have good taste.

I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you
won't wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that
you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after
you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.

After she dressed, I walked the young woman to the door where she
turned around and with tears of gratitude streaming down her
cheeks,she asked me, "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't
use?"