An elderly man approached a very beautiful young woman in Wal-Mart.

"Excuse me," he said, "I've lost my wife somehow. Can you talk to me for
a couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow said,
"Certainly, Sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with t&ts like yours,
my Wife appears out of nowhere."