Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country
Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde
who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm.
She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.


His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they
corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob
replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're amazed, but continue to
ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my
age", Bob replies "What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob
smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."