Prison Vs. Work
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| spidermanx |
 Apr 12 2004, 12:03 AM
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 Roffles!  Group: Private Member Posts: 347 Joined: 18-March 04 From: So. Cali Member No.: 16  |
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer:
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON... the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK... they are called managers. Have a Great Day at WORK !!! -------------------- |
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| TWINE006 |
Apr 12 2004, 12:35 AM
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 Narcissism Incarnate Group: Private Member Posts: 475 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 25 |
Lol, nice... That stuff is actually pretty true... which is sad. -------------------- You can win a thousand battles but you can still only lose one.
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| Rogue Znowman |
Apr 12 2004, 06:07 AM
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 "Seriously" Group: Private Member Posts: 505 Joined: 19-March 04 Member No.: 42 |
that's classic... I'm gonna send this to all my coworkers!
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| Blue_Muppet |
Apr 12 2004, 01:33 PM
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 Resident Muppet Group: VIP Member Posts: 446 Joined: 17-March 04 From: Australia Member No.: 1 |
lol :) thats so damn true, its almost more depressing than funny for the reality tint in it...
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