Old but dusting good
| Streetwise |
 Apr 19 2004, 11:54 AM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence. Murphy said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at tall." Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson whisky. Shamus said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free. At the tenth pub, Shamus said, "Murphy, I don't think I can do any more o'this. Me knees are killin' me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub." --------------------  |
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| Blue_Muppet |
Apr 19 2004, 01:42 PM
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 Resident Muppet Group: VIP Member Posts: 446 Joined: 17-March 04 From: Australia Member No.: 1 |
lol :) heard it, but its still a great one :D
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| Songi |
Apr 19 2004, 03:23 PM
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 Sensei Group: Moderator Posts: 560 Joined: 18-March 04 Tournaments Won: 1 Member No.: 7 |
the things people will do for free booze
-------------------- Do not run away; let go. Do not seek, for it will come when least expected. - Bruce Lee
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| Rogue Znowman |
Apr 19 2004, 06:09 PM
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 "Seriously" Group: Private Member Posts: 505 Joined: 19-March 04 Member No.: 42 |
lmao!
gonna have to remember this one. :P --------------------  |
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