Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence. Murphy
said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop
and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we
don't have any money left at tall." Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just
follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson whisky. Shamus said, "Now you've lost
it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
Murphy replied with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They
downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my
zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman
noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub
after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free. At the tenth pub,
Shamus said, "Murphy, I don't think I can do any more o'this. Me knees are
killin' me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in
the third pub."