Lawyer joke
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| Songi |
 Mar 18 2004, 10:53 PM
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 Sensei  Group: Moderator Posts: 560 Joined: 18-March 04 Tournaments Won: 1 Member No.: 7  |
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" -------------------- Do not run away; let go. Do not seek, for it will come when least expected. - Bruce Lee
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| Rubix |
Mar 18 2004, 11:06 PM
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nFm [ stuck around ] Group: Beta Member Posts: 17 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 32 |
Thats a good one songi! :lol:
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| Blue_Muppet |
Mar 19 2004, 07:24 AM
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 Resident Muppet Group: VIP Member Posts: 446 Joined: 17-March 04 From: Australia Member No.: 1 |
:D heheheheh...thats a good one :)
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| Streetwise |
Mar 19 2004, 03:58 PM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
:D :D :D The lawyer's sure gonna screw her and make her pay for it too!!
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