Vasectomy
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| Streetwise |
 May 6 2004, 01:23 PM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.
A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he says, "What the hell are you doing?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task. The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job. The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?" The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between Medicare and private insurance ! --------------------  |
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| Bdn |
May 6 2004, 01:46 PM
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nFm [ progressor ] Group: Full Member Posts: 172 Joined: 28-March 04 Member No.: 75 |
ROFL. That's a good one.
-------------------- Formerly M0RPhEuS ..for some reason. Things we do when younger.
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| Saint26 |
May 6 2004, 03:33 PM
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 nFm [ progressor ] Group: Private Member Posts: 186 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 31 |
LOL.
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