Two families moved from Pakistan to America. When they arrived the two
> > fathers made a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family had become more
> > American would win.
> >
> > A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing
> > baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast, and I'm on my way to pick up a
> case
> > of Bud, how about you?"
> >
> > The second man replied, "Fuck you, towelhead."



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This post has been edited by Bearsland: May 16 2004, 09:06 PM