what's mama like (pretty nasty stuff), easily offending (I guess)
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| Deepone |
 May 30 2004, 09:03 PM
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The One Deep Down  Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101  |
Your mother's like:
* Sprint: Ten cents a minute, anywhere in the country! * A self-serve gas station: You have to pay before you pump! * An NHL goalie: She only changes her pads after three periods of play! * A brick: Dirty, flat on both sides, and getting laid by greasy Italian construction workers! * A race car driver: She burns a lot of rubber! * A railroad track: She's been laid right across the country! * A screen door: A couple of good bangs, and she loosens right up! * A shot gun: One cock and she blows! * A hockey player: She only showers after three periods! * A vacuum cleaner: She sucks, she blows, and then gets laid in the closet! * The Panama Canal: Many vessels full of seamen in her! * The Pillsbury dough boy: Everybody likes to poke her! * A 7 Eleven: Open all night long, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a Slurpy! * A fine restaurant: She takes deliveries in the rear! * A championship ring: Everyone wants to put their fingers in her! * A bowling ball: She gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter and comes back for more! -------------------- This person is best talked to with the help of a computer..
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| TWINE006 |
May 31 2004, 05:31 AM
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 Narcissism Incarnate Group: Private Member Posts: 475 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 25 |
Rofl. Some of them I've heard before and are quite old. They are all still pretty hillarious. :D
Who the hell ever came up with the idea for a "Yo mama..." joke anyways... This post has been edited by TWINE006: May 31 2004, 05:32 AM -------------------- You can win a thousand battles but you can still only lose one.
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| mcelb1200 |
May 31 2004, 06:06 AM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94 |
hehehe :D
If ugliness were bricks, yo mama would be a housing project! ;) --------------------  ... just let me see if I can get that log out of your eye... |
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| Firewiz |
Jun 2 2004, 06:35 PM
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 God is Busy-Can I Help U? Group: Global Moderator Posts: 398 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 17 |
Always like a good mom joke!
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| Streetwise |
Jun 2 2004, 07:31 PM
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 Le Papillon Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12 |
Hey you talking about my mama? You talking about my mama?? :P :D
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| mcelb1200 |
Jun 3 2004, 12:56 AM
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nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94 |
You said it, not I.... ;)
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