Religious problem
| Streetwise |
 Jun 7 2004, 01:00 PM
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 Le Papillon  Group: Private Member Posts: 1993 Joined: 18-March 04 From: The lowlands Member No.: 12  |
A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah, but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith. To remedy this, he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A year later the young man returned home "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our fathers," the son said. "It was wonderful and enlightening; however, I must confess that while in Israel I converted to Christianity."
"Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done?" So, in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and sought his advice and solace. "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend. "I, too, sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian." So in the tradition of the patriarchs, they went to the Rabbi. "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our sons? Brothers, we must take this to the Lord," said the Rabbi. They fell to their knees and began to wail and pour our their hearts to the Almighty. As they prayed, the clouds above opened and a mighty voice said "Amazing that you should come to me. I, too, sent my Son to Israel...." --------------------  |
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| Deepone |
Jun 7 2004, 03:38 PM
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The One Deep Down Group: Private Member Posts: 1137 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Masala / Kirkkonummi / Finland Member No.: 101 |
lol - that one was just so golden!
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| mcelb1200 |
Jun 8 2004, 02:11 AM
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 nFm [ Level 1 ] Group: Full Member Posts: 240 Joined: 29-April 04 From: Melbourne, Australia Member No.: 94 |
Amen brother! Whatapissa!
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| TWINE006 |
Jun 8 2004, 03:20 AM
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 Narcissism Incarnate Group: Private Member Posts: 475 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 25 |
Heh, that's pretty good.
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| Saint26 |
Jun 8 2004, 02:54 PM
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 nFm [ progressor ] Group: Private Member Posts: 186 Joined: 18-March 04 Member No.: 31 |
ahahahahahaha......
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| candlez |
Jun 9 2004, 09:30 AM
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nFm [ not leaving ] Group: Full Member Posts: 50 Joined: 22-March 04 Member No.: 58 |
not bad at all
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