+ George Bush Joke
One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to
the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet
with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer
president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and
no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with
President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the
president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine, smiled, and said,
"Yes, of course I know that. I just love hearing it!"

After a moment's contemplation, the Marine snapped to attention, saluted,
and said, "Hope to see you again tomorrow, sir!"



+ General Joke
Eskimo who's been fishing on someone else's patch is jumping up and down
in agony clutching his tookas!

Another Eskimo is saying to his assailant,
"No, you twit. I said, 'Kick him in the ice-hole'!"