One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he
saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his
driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass? "We don't have any
money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then,
you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. "But
Sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that
tree" "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The
second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX
children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking us all with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place, the grass is almost a foot high.
stole this from my CS Clan forum