LOL!
This is funny because I was married twice before, for a total of 13 years, and never had any children with either ex.
Fast forward to Xmas 1997, and I get my 1st cell phone -with leather case that clips to my belt- and start wearing it everywhere.
Result? My GF visits me in CA 2 months later (in February), and by early March she is pregnant!
Still carrying my cell phone everywhere... and 4 months after the birth of my daughter my sweetie is pregnant AGAIN!!!
"Hey Doc! Two kids in 13 months is enough, alright? Snip my tubes, willya?"
Shit. Shoulda just trashed my phone. That coulda done it!!!
-ManX