Dear Sir,

I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an
extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had
several vacations homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change
for the worse: I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi
War.

I lost my home.

I lost my health insurance.

As a matter of fact, I lost virtually everything and became homeless.
Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an
animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.

I will do anything to insure President Bush's defeat in the next
election.

I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is
back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go.

I just thought you and your listeners would like to know how one senior
citizen views the Bush Administration.

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter.

Sincerely, Sadaam Hussein

well, i guessed it before the end but it's still very clever

ROTFLMAO That list in chitchat is certainly a help