A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge African American standing next to him. The guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small man faints dead on the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What exactly did you say to
me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look an figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone asks me. 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 Inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
"Turner Brown?" Thank heavens! I thought you said "TURN AROUND".

hahah now that's a good one,

freaking hilarious

mwahahaha

haha poor little guy