Well, in a series of unlikely events, i finally have a girlfriend....
I got my first kiss last night
As it happens, i also got mono from it.

hey if your going to get mono, be glad its from a kiss, and not something stupid like sharing drinks or what not. consider it a reminder of your first kiss. hehe

Ummmm...mono takes a bit to manifest itself - between 4 to 7 weeks. There's no way you got it overnight.

Mononucleosis

Oh, so im just violently ill

there goes the irony.

With mono you don't feel violently ill. Feaver, sore throat, white patches on your throat and swollen neck are the primary physical conditions as well as feeling tired and no hunger. But it's far from violently ill - it's more like a slight flu with a feeling of weakness and no hunger. Don't get me wrong, mono sucks - I had it when I was 15 and it lasted about 4 months.

First lesson learned...love hurts

So if you didn't get the mono from the girl did you pass it on to her?? Some kiss eh that first one. A trophy you'll cherish the rest of your life.....

join the couple's club. once you have sex, you'll never want to go back to masturbating!